![Kris Laguaña - Starving (Perfect by Pink) [PARODY]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tYP6xu1XY0Y-f_TGT7m7zVLtI1Jhv7Be77VyM20NXV2uhZThG7Q_4xROulyFdSMu4lFQYqLIsOTQLJzIQX5g5l-Xdm12iqxJ3ZCQ=s0-d "Kris Laguaña - Starving (Perfect by Pink) [PARODY]")
A video I shot of my good friend, Kris Laguaña, a local performer who has gained some small-time recognition on-island for his acting and singing talent. Kris, who is a pretty big fan of the culinary arts, wrote and performed this parody of "Perfect" by Pink for Hit Radio 100 as part of his audition to become one of the top finalists for the station's "So You Think You Can Radio?" competition in 2012. Shot with a Canon EOS Rebel T3 using an EF 24mm f/2.8 wide angle lens. LYRICS: Ate the burnt spam once or twice Poured the soy sauce on the rice Ate the pork chop, that's all right Welcome to my dieting life I am hungry Wait, noâ€"I am starving I have not yet eaten in a long while So feed me before I die from starving Last time I had eaten was five minutes ago CHORUS: Feed me, feed me now Won't you feed me a whole cow? I am hungry, so fucking starving Feed me, feed me now Won't you feed me a whole cow? I am hungry, so fucking starving Feed me The whole world's hungry, so I swa! llow my food The only thing I should be drinking is a Mountain Dew So cool in line, yeah, we try, try, try But we try too hard, it's a waste of my time Done looking for the critics, 'cause they're everywhere They don't like my jeans, they don't get my hair We starve ourselves, we do it all the time Why do we do that Why do I do that Why do I do that? Yeah, yeah, whoa Oh, feed me, feed me, feed me REPEAT CHORUS KRIS LAGUANA: Actor, Dancer & Singer YouTube: www.youtube.com Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter
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